Zach Steele
What is your ideal date? “Have to say middle of the forest behind VG on top of one of the trees, closer to the top eighth, and I’d build a treehouse up there, completely made out of the other tree next to it. Then we would commence to eating muffins and Mt. Dew. We’d probably watch the sunset and hear the commotion down at Farrar and run away and cry about that and then probably do homework.” If you were dictator of the world, what would be your first order of business? “That neck beards would be outlawed.” If your life was a movie, what would be the genre, who would play you and what is the movie about? Genre: “Action romance horror chick flick, because that kind of encompasses my whole life.” Actor: “Brad Pitt would play me because he’s short.” Plotline: “A man who realized that he was actually a child, but the entire movie when he’s thinking that he’s actually a grandpa, and in an insane asylum the entire time. But then that insane asylum is actually on an island and he actually isn’t with anyone. So the whole entire time he’s actually a woman. So I’m actually a woman the entire time who has completely lost her mind, I probably got hit with a coconut or something. Eventually natives would come and eat me, because we’re on an island. And then I live happily ever after. ‘Death is but the beginning’ will be my famous last words.”